


The Moistening alien movie poster T-Shirt | retro sci-fi graphic tee | Cr1TiKaL | MoistCr1TiKaL
$29.99Size ChartAdult Size
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| AChest width (laid flat) | 16 in | 18 in | 20 in | 22 in | 24 in | 26 in | 28 in | 30 in | 32 in |
| BBody length | 27 in | 28 in | 29 in | 30 in | 31 in | 32 in | 33 in | 34 in | 35 in |
| CSleeve length | 8 in | 8¼ in | 8½ in | 8¾ in | 9 in | 9¼ in | 9½ in | 9¾ in | 10 in |
- Chest width is measured across the garment laid flat. Double it for the full chest circumference.
- Compare against a shirt you already own that fits well, laid flat.
- Measurements may vary by up to ±1½ in.
- Measurements from the manufacturer (Gildan 64000).
Product Details
A lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee that wears like an old favorite while carrying a bold, strange energy. The graphic shows a pale, otherworldly figure in washed green tones with the large title “THE MOISTENING,” giving the shirt a low-fi, cult-poster vibe. It drapes casually over the body, pairs easily with jeans or layered under a jacket, and brings a playful, uncanny note to everyday wear. Wear it to late-night hangouts, movie nights, or when you want to spark a conversation about odd art and internet folklore. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, comfortable drape - Durable, high-quality prints: DTG for main graphic, DTF for sleeve/neck labels - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced cotton and EU 2-year warranty Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Why fans pick it
- Official T-Shirts merchandise with a fan-first design.
- Quality checked before shipment and packed for tracked delivery.
- Easy to pair with other items from the collection.
